First-Round Exits
Three first-round exits since the Cup. They fly in, flap once, and fly home.
Straight Losses to Nashville in 2017
Swept four-nothin' by Nashville in 2017. Four games, zero wins and a lotta quiet at the United Cenna.
Straight Last-Place Finishes in the Central
Four straight last-place finishes in the Central. That's not a rebuild, pal, that's a basement lease.
Straight Springs on the Couch
Six straight springs without a playoff game. The only dynasty left in Chicago is the couch.
Playoffs Missed Since the Cup
Eight missed playoffs since the Cup, and they've only played nine seasons since 2017.
Teams Better Than the Blackhawks
Eight other franchises have won a Cup since the Blackhawks did. Eight, kid. Even Florida, and Florida's got alligators.
Regulation Losses in 2023–24
Fifty-three regulation losses in 2023–24. Twenty-three wins, fifty-two points. That's not a record, that's an apology.
Days Since Their Last Stanley Cup
More than four thousand days since the Cup. That's a lotta Sundays in Chicago with nothin' to watch.
Blackhawk Tears
The Chicago River's not green, it's salty. That's all Hawks tears.
Participation Trophies
- Finished Last in the Central Division Four Straight Seasons (2022–23 to 2025–26)
- Went 23-53-6 for 52 Points in 2023–24, With 53 Regulation Losses
- Swept 4-0 by Nashville in the 2017 First Round
- Missed the Playoffs 8 Times in 9 Seasons Since 2017
- Have Won One Playoff Round Since the 2015 Cup, a 2020 Play-In